Johnny depp quotes second love dating, sofia richie breaks up with scott disick amid cheating rumors
At least the one I fucked did. I say, 'I already have a good one.
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That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles. Later she sees her dad in the shower, she points to his penis and asks 'what's that daddy?
The Japanese get everything. Suddenly the girl squeezes his hand and says: Well, depends on if she's in a ward or a private room. You always lose by holding back.
It's staying up all night looking for them that does you in. What's the difference between a hamster and a turtle?
I am half agony, half hope…I have loved none but you.
I guess what I want to know is where I can call to get it delivered within 30 minutes. At this point, I figure it's my best shot at ever getting laid again.
I hope to be a sore loser. If I'm not mistaken, that makes us members of the Mile Long Club.
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Inhe told Germany's Stern magazine that he thought his native country, the United States, was also 'dumb'. It's hard to hide an erection in swimming trunks. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too.
Which is more important, length or girth? But who in the world would want to watch 'Faces of Death'? Why isn't selling fucking legal?
The statement, made in the new issue of Vanity Fair, has outraged anti-sexual violence groups. Nice by fucking me for instance. What's the difference between pedophilia and necrophilia?
It feels like a kind of weird Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left.
Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. To lose someone you love is to alter your life for ever.